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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:34
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Horoscope for Tuesday, 6/10/25 by Christopher Renstrom - SFGATE
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
More studies show diet and nutrition are important in fighting cancer - WTOP
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Marin health officer urges quick COVID vaccination - Marin Independent Journal
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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